What I'd Eat Right Now If I Wasn't A Vegetarian

Carne Asada Fries

Poutine of the South.

I don’t know how beef, cheese, and potatoes come together to form grease so orange, either.

Not pictured: the best god damn tortillas I’ve ever had ever in life ever, but that doesn’t matter. DAT CHOLESTEROL.

I don’t care who makes it. Pork skin is motherfuckin’ pork skin.

Las Vegas, NV

You have no idea.

Never enough play.

I like my hot dogs how I like my women: called Frank.

Roscoe’s Country Boy if you’re nasty.

This after seeing and wanting to fap to a lobster roll from the Lobsta Truck.

Oh, say, about five of these.